No matter where you meet your prospective hookup, your goal is to get her back home. Whether it’s your place or hers, you must find a way to get her into bed with you. If you’re lucky enough to take her back to her place, you’ll get a chance to take a good look at her bedroom before you get down to business. Yeah, we know it isn’t your primary concern, and if you’re only going to bang her once you don’t need to worry about it. Since her bedroom is the place where she probably spends most of her time, it’s going to be the greatest indicator to what she’s like!
Lived In, But Not Filthy
If her room looks lived in but not dirty, you’re in luck. That means she’s probably pretty laid back, but not so laid back that she lets herself live in a giant, filthy mess. No matter how hot she is, a girl who doesn’t take care of herself is a complete turn-off. Maybe she’s got a few clothes strewn around the room. If that’s off-putting to you, think of it this way: maybe she’s good at stripping them off and she’s bound to be pretty damn fun. If she’s unashamed of her sex toys and leaves them right out there in the open, that might mean that she’s very open about her sexuality and not afraid to let you know what she wants. Women who know what they want and aren’t afraid to slip out a dirty little request in your ear are the best.
What Organization REALLY Means
Having a very organized room (in some cases, even overly organized) can mean a couple of different things. On one hand, it could point to her having an unusual attention, which could go well for you. Chicks that always want things to be perfect and pay attention to those little details are usually good in bed because they’re going to try every trick they have in their book to make you feel good. On the other hand, it might also hint at her being neurotic and having an absolutely terrible personality, so play it careful with a girl who just can’t seem to stand it when anything in her room is out of place.
What to Avoid
Say you stumble through the door of her room and see shelves full of sparkly-eyed stuffed animals and dull-eyed little dolls. Unless she’s using her little sister’s or daughter’s room to hook up in (which is…doubtful, to say the least) those dolls are hers and she’s a little less grown up than you thought. It could indicate some serious attachment issues. If she can’t let go of the dolls she played with as a kid or the stuffed animals she cuddled like security blankets, what happens if things go south in a bad way with your relationship and she doesn’t want to let go? It’s bound to be terrible. We’re not saying you should run out and miss out on what might end up being some good sex, but you probably won’t call her back after that first hookup.