Late night hook ups are always more exciting when they are with someone you have never slept with before. Let’s say you have taken home a chick from the bar or that hottie you have been flirting with for ages. The two of you have finally gotten into the bedroom and you definitely want to leave some sort of light on to see her rocking body. She’s probably not comfortable with the ceiling light on, that’s cool. Lighting some candles will set the mood while giving you enough to see by. The shirt comes off and well that shirt fit her really well. Without it, she’s a little flabby. But her boobs…they still look so perky and round. Who cares if she’s flabby with tits like that, right? After you’ve skillfully unhooked her bra you feel something hit your stomach. What the…? Those are not what you expected. So how are you supposed to act when she takes off all of her sexy clothing and all that is left is a not-so-perfect chick in front of you?
Keep a Straight Face
Alright, so she’s not quite what she seemed. It’s not as if she took off her skirt and there was a giant schlong waiting for you (hopefully). If you can help it, don’t let your face change. If you think she won’t know what’s going on in your head by the look on your face, think again. Most likely she will be either way too horny to care what her body looks like right now and she will have a million negative things going through her head about what you might be thinking about her. If you look surprised you can pull it off by saying that she looks even sexier naked. But if you look grossed out, you may throw your dick in the corner and say goodnight because she’s not getting any. She’s still has a pretty face and has all of the womanly parts that you don’t have but want to touch. Be happy, you’re about to get laid. Who cares if she’s not quite what she seems?
Too Late to Back Out
If she turns out to be a 300 pound sea monster that was disguised in a cocktail dress and you just can’t bear it any longer, then it’s too damn bad. You have gotten into this and you need to deliver. If you’ve taken this chick this far and suddenly call it off she will know that you didn’t suddenly grow morals. She will spread word that you are a judging ass and will stifle your chances of getting laid by other chicks in the area. If you just can’t do it, then you can cop out and say you’ve got whiskey dick but, again, be aware that she will tell others about this night. Your best bet is to honestly bite the bullet and go on her. Blow out the candles on your way, if you need to.