Look, let’s be honest with each other: we both know that you should be embarrassed for even CONSIDERING going to a website called SeekBang.com, don’t we?
No site with a name like this is worth your time. Here’s why a website with a shitty name is bad news for you:
1. No legit women will join
2. No women means money is wasted
3. Money wasted means you’ll call your bank to get the money back
4. You’ll have to explain that you gave money to a site called SeekBang.com
You NEVER want to be the guy on SeekBang.com. That guy is a loser who will never get a date, even if he does somehow miraculously meet a girl, because no girl wants to date a guy on SeekBang.com.
Let’s take a closer look at all the things WRONG with this terrible website, from name to design.
Our Review of SeekBang.com Reveals Why They Didn’t Make It Into Our Top 5 Sites for Adult Personals Dating
The first thing that should come to mind when you click on SeekBang.com is the word “SLEAZY.”
A sad-looking 30-year-old in a schoolgirl outfit silently strips by weaving drunkenly back and forth in the corner of the website.
The rest of it looks like it was put together by a 12-year-old boy who was told, “Make it sexy AWESOME.”
It looks like they just googled the word “sexy” and slapped a bunch of porno pictures in front of the American flag, for some really incomprehensible reason. That’s literally the website.
Things don’t get any better from there. Once you get inside, you’ll realize that this was clearly made in Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia, because whoever designed this “wesbite” is clearly not speaking English as a first (or possibly second) language.
Our Unbiased Results After Using SeekBang.com For Three Months
Look, SeekBang.com was reviewed as our very LEAST FAVORITE website for a reason. We’ve rarely if EVER been so disappointed, though at least with SeekBang.com we knew from the second we got on the site that it wouldn’t be worth our time.
We were right.
We sent out 450 emails on this site. Each of us five guys sent out an email every day to a different girl for a period of three months, then tabulated all the results together.
Then again, it was pretty easy on SeekBang.com, because our results were a big fat ZERO.
So Was SeekBang.com Worth Your Time At All, Or Was SeekBang.com A Scam?
If the sad old stripper lady dancing in complete silence doesn’t immediately turn you off of SeekBang.com, the fact that they don’t give the slightest damn about their customers definitely should.
However, if the sad old stripper lady dancing in complete silence doesn’t turn you off, we’re not sure we have much more to talk about, to be honest.
Our Verdict: Should You Use SeekBang.com For Adult Personals?
Instead of focusing on one of the worst websites we’ve ever tried—no, the ABSOLUTE WORST website we’ve ever tried—we’re going to focus on a GREAT website. The best thing about it, of course, is that it’s NOTHING like SeekBang.com.
Our favorite website is EroticAds. This site has everything—women, good design, good customer service, and did we mention women?
We’ll just mention women twice, because we didn’t see a single legit female on SeekBang.com. We were starting to think we imagined them, or that they were as mythological as Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster. But no, they’re just hiding from SeekBang.com, like we will be from now on.