Getting Laid Tactic #10: How to Avoid Awkward After-Sex Talk
If you’re the kind of guy that loves hooking up for sex, but hates the after-sex conversation, this guide is for you!
Unfortunately, nothing that comes after sex is ever as good as what comes before, and everyone knows that. The important thing is to figure out how to make sure to avoid as many awkward moments as possible, especially if you’re not one for pillow talk.
There are only two ways to avoid after-sex conversations.
This babe could be the greatest one in the world, and you still wouldn’t want to cuddle up and talk about your work schedule for the next several days or whether the Patriots are going to take home the win. No one really wants to hear about that, and who has time to come up with good pillow talk conversations with some girl you just met?
So, you want to avoid these situations.
The first and EASIEST way, though not necessarily recommended, is to simply leave.
Yes, you read that right.
You can leave at any time. You got this girl by going to an adult personals site, so don’t feel like you’re obligated to spend a lot of time getting smooch and sweet with her.
You don’t owe her anything.
If the sex was good, awesome. If she blew your mind, great. If she was the best you’ve ever had, that’s really cool, but that doesn’t mean that you owe her anything.
You can literally roll over once you’re done, say, “It’s been awesome, I’m going to hit the road,” and take off. If you’re in a hotel room, you can shower first if you want, and leave as soon as you dry off.
There’s no shame in it.
It might not be the classiest thing in the world to duck out right after your date is done twitching, but you’re not exactly committing a war crime, either. Don’t listen to the people on the Internet who say you have to stay until dawn. There’s no law keeping you there!
You met this girl by combing through adult personals site ratings, not by climbing up her hair and slaying a dragon. You’re here for sex, and there’s no shame in leaving once you’ve gotten it.
However….there is a downside.
If you leave right after you finish up, you run the extremely serious risk that she will never want to hook up with you again. Fortunately, that’s the worst that can happen. It’s not like she’s going to be able to take your house and your car and your dog like she’s your wife in a country song.
Unfortunately, if the sex was rockin’, you won’t be able to hit it again, probably ever. If that’s a risk you’re willing to take, go ahead and duck out to save yourself the pillow talk.
Before you do that, there is one more way.
If you LOVE sleeping with this girl and you want to make SURE you can do it again, there’s a better alternative to ducking out before the last moans die out completely.
This way takes some more work, but if you can pull it off right, you’re NEVER going to be worried about whether you’ll be able to hook up with her again, and you run a much, MUCH higher risk of having her come back begging for more later.
Go at it until you both fall asleep.
Seriously. If you think you can go twice, go twice! Guys don’t have as much stamina as women, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. We fade pretty quickly in certain ways (some of us, at any rate), but there’s a lot of other ways to keep a woman happy.
The upside is that by focusing on the girl you’re with for a while without just pounding away, you’re going to be way more likely to get her off a few times and leave her happy. It doesn’t always have to be penis-in-vagina sex.
If you’ve hit your max and she still isn’t showing any signs of dropping off, start all over again, this time with your hands and mouth.
And if you don’t want to use your hands and mouth to get her off, well, you can always go back to the first way to get out of there without awkwardness, and slip out the door. There are always other women on other hookup sites.